Total Medals Earned: 1,101 (From 153 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,710 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/80 points)
Bring rain to your followers
Bring rain to those who do not worship the Snakedragon
Bring rain equally to all
Flood the village
Deny rain to all
Medals Earned: 5/6 (60/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all ways to puke
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 6/8 (165/315 points)
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Complete the easy round.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Complete the medium round.
Kill the boss.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Finish with under 200 clicks.
Medals Earned: 24/24 (500/500 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
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Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/40 points)
You looked at the credits, yay!
Ahhh, that's better
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You flushed the kings pee
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)
Fall into a bottomless pit
Unlock a door
Discover your origins
Get to know yourself better
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/80 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (110/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (30/100 points)
Elected as President.
It's a competitive bid, the presidency.
The Pistol Party disappeared.
The voters loved all your answers for an entire debate.
You've created an enemy.
The Blade Party is imprisoned.